Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
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It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you.
why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper
I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?
literally what the fuck
i am three years behind in my math homework
Robert Downey Jr.’s surprised “hi!” look on Good Morning America, 2009 and 2013.
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